If you have false teeth, can you get fake cavities?

Yes, but then the real trouble comes when you have to find a pretend dentist.

If you have false teeth, can you get fake cavities?
I don't think so.
Reply:Nope. But Truth hurts
Reply:No, a cavity is when an organic entity starts to rot.





If you leave a pile of leaves against a wooden fence, it will rot a hole into the fence eventually.





I imagine that it takes much longer for the synthetic material that dentures are made of to rot, and those are usually cleaned every night.
Reply:i don't think so. Even if you could, the teeth are fake, who cares?
Reply:Now listen, pal. That's just downright rude. I get enough s*** about my teeth from all you uppity outatown jaspers as it is. They're all real. Got that? Real. Last count 18. Course there are a couple of cavities somewhere so I expect that count to drop.





I expect you need to work on your sensitivity.
Reply:Every school kid in America knows that George Washington had wooden teeth. Less well known is that he also had termites.
Reply:Excuse me but that would be phalse teeth and phake cavities....





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Reply:That is just brilliant Gorky. Just imagine, we can creat a whole new industry of fake everything.


The lawyers have already managed it,....the doctors are getting close to it....why not the dentists too.


Dentist: good morning Mrs. Smith, how is that cavity doing that I didn't fill in last week?


Here is a new toothpaste for fake cavities, the newest treatment on the market.


Hope you have a pleasant day. Now please go and see my receptionist. She will set you up with another appointment, in shall we say, 3 months? After all those pearlies need extra special care and I'm planning a trip for the whole family next month to Hawaii.





Receptionist: Mrs. Smith, that will be $500 please.



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