Fake eye..............joke?

Fake Eye


A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.





The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here -- you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.

Fake eye..............joke?
Hey!!! How did the news of my antics reach India? You guessed it …I am the man who won all the bets at the bar. The best part was the pissing all over the bartender…LOL…I say. “I bet you are not going to give me the ten points.”
Reply:OK it's pretty good.
Reply:LOL! THATS HALARIUS!!!
Reply:thats good
Reply:Ok..... interesting
Reply:you forgot the second part of the joke





he goes up to the bartender a third time and bets him 10,000 dollars that he can piss into one bottle and not spill a drop. the bartender agrees and the man pisses all over the bar and bartender. the bartender asks him what possessed him to make that bet and he replies i just bet a guy in the back i could piss all over you and the bar for 100,000 dollars and you would still be smiling
Reply:hahaha thats really good
Reply:$100, he really got him there.
Reply:Excellent.
Reply:very very funnyyyyyyyyyyy
Reply:That's a best joke.
Reply:haha that was a pretty good one...


out of 1-10...i would give this one a 6


thanks for the laugh


=]
Reply:good joke





8/10
Reply:Foolish bartender......made that guy look smart......he should have anticipated that the guy is a cheat.........he paid penalty for his fooishness....lo......good joke.....I liked it........hahahaha
Reply:lol u forget the second part ,thnks for the same to sresto.
Reply:Good
Reply:very very very very funny
Reply:did u see it in mumbai mirror on nov 18?????


haaa caught u


but it is really nice
Reply:Very nice
Reply:that was an okay joke.
Reply:funny, needs better ending.
Reply:ha ha pretty good



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