Everytime I try to put fake Dracula teeth in my pet snake's mouth he bites me, do you hate Haloween like me?

I eat stupid snake if he bite my little Sergeyovic. You stay away from snake, Ivana come for you now.

Everytime I try to put fake Dracula teeth in my pet snake's mouth he bites me, do you hate Haloween like me?
It is hard to hate things like you...with such suave bon vivant...
Reply:I do. Every time I try to put bolts in my Pomeranian's neck he bites me.





"Your Frankenstein Mr. Puffles...Frankenstein", I say.





You think the dog would show a little graditude...I took a lot of time spray painting him green.





Stupid Haloween!
Reply:What TD Mooseface said. You know, them asp bites can be pretty toxic. Suggest you take a red magic marker and paint the tip of snakey's fangs red for next Halloween. In the meantime, you and Moley can take turns sucking venom out of each other's butts.
Reply:if i put your snake in my mouth, would it bite me or would it just spit at me a little?
Reply:You can put something in my mouth.
Reply:I'm taking the high road on this one...the new Yuk Yuk Yuk...and, what comes after three? yoinnnnK!
Reply:Just tell him it's a protective covering, he'll understand.





Next time use spell check... I think you spelled Intrinsic Cauterization wrong.
Reply:For Craips Sake!!!


whats going on here???
Reply:I don't think anyone can hate things like you.


Halloween is alright, it seemed better when I was a child, but now I can scare the children.
Reply:I believe you are looking for the FREAKS chat line....not the reptile forum............get out of here!





POOR SNAKE!
Reply:I don;t know what;s up It took the kids to get their faces painted' and it only took 3hours and 45seconds ; and they act like it took a lifetime.Then my cat wouldn;t wear her cowboy hat or her fur slipper boots.they act like they rather be doing something else; ya right,Dumb Halloween...
Reply:Your so funny....thanks for the laugh..needed it I am sourrounded by bit*hes today!!!
Reply:Weird Weird Weird....
Reply:son of a bit$%, i would kill the snake, just get rid of it. a.s.a.p. he is trying to come in between you and your vampire teeth.



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